Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

CUSTOMER REVIEW



I purchased this mane-ly for anonymity, but instead it was a night-mare that saddled me with un-bridled panic.



At a recent Comic Con, I donned the mask wearing my best track suit, jockeying for a simple laugh: "What do gay horses eat?" I queried, eager to bray "Heeeeeyyyy!!" Comic gold, friends, I know.



But the neigh-sayers came unglued. "No! You're George Takei! I know that voice!"



Now, it doesn't take a gallop poll to know what happened next. I hoofed it out of there with herds of fans riding my ass, shouting till they, too, were...horse.