Frozen Elsa's Tiara

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This is a cheap piece of junk. It looks like something that you would pick up in a dollar store. I can't believe the price that the manufacturer is charging. The plastic is dull and the "gems" do NOT sparkle. They are dull as well. It is way too small for any child older than 2 years old. I would send it back, only it would cost more than it's worth to mail it back. Save your money!

LeapFrog LeapReader Interactive Solar System Discovery Set (works with Tag)

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I didn't realize this was a fold out board, which will be really durable. I love that it is not the typical book but folds out so that there is a larger full view of the solar system. Lots of facts, things I wouldn't have thought of to research to tell my daughters. There are so many facts that I think this will be used for a long time to come without getting old. I am very pleased with this purchase.

Cards Against Humanity: Second Expansion

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When I opened this up, the first card said 'a bigger blacker dick'. That's all you need to know. Best game ever

My First Disney Princess Frozen Snow Glow Elsa Singing Doll

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My goodness. I have no idea how we found this doll. It was at Target, by itself, off the beaten path..... It came out of no where and when we got home I went online to read the reviews to only find out that its only available for preorder next month. Anyhoooooo. It's absolutely adorable, esepecially the fact that she talks and sings 'Let it Go'. My daughter picked it out for her birthday and we only paid $34.99. Do not pay any higher than that, because Toys R Us has preorders for the same amount too.

Cards Against Humanity

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This is not a review about playing Cards Against Humanity, it's a review of the fallout endured from playing Cards Against Humanity. Take it as a warning, if you will.



If you aren't a horrible person already, you will soon be. You will play Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, appalled, and worst of all, you will learn and adapt. You'll reach for your smartphone and search for terms you've drawn such as "The Übermensch", "Heteronormativity", and "The Three-Fifths Compromise". You will commit these and many other newly-learned words to memory.



And that's where it all comes crashing down.



At first, you might allow "front butt" to casually wander its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your subconscious fights to unleash the trauma, you'll find yourself uttering "nipple blades" and "mouth herpes" in the most unacceptable of times. You'll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them with suggestions for new cards like "Cutting the cheese at a funeral" and "Scissoring".



Soon, you will meet up with new people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they'll be hooked. You will receive random voicemails and texts, asking for another hit of that "8 oz. of sweet, Mexican black tar heroin", and you will comply, because you're just as hooked as they are. They'll bring new friends in to freshen up the game...you will feel a rush as the look of shame crosses their innocent eyes as they win a round by playing "Amputees" against your "White People Like _____".



"I was just throwing that card away!" they'll proclaim, but you know the sad truth.



You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You'll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on.



A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from "Soiling Yourself", because you just couldn't stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you'll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation...



"Wanna play?"

Cards Against Humanity: Fifth Expansion

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Just got these cards in the mail yesterday and went through them last night with my friends. I thought the 4th expansion was a little weak but this one is quite a bit better. nothing can compare with the shock of the original game the first time you play it but these cards filled some holes I didnt know i was missing LOL. Obviously if you are here looking at the fifth expansion you know the game. If you are like me, you buy everything they make as soon as it comes out but if you have the original game and are not planing on getting all of the expansions this is a good addition. ranking all of the expansions I would go 1st, 2nd, 5th, 3rd, 4th, bigger blacker box (though the box is needed, lol). anyways this is a good buy, some of these i have been wondering why they had not been done before so it fits really well.

My First Disney Princess Frozen Snow Glow Elsa Singing Doll

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My goodness. I have no idea how we found this doll. It was at Target, by itself, off the beaten path..... It came out of no where and when we got home I went online to read the reviews to only find out that its only available for preorder next month. Anyhoooooo. It's absolutely adorable, esepecially the fact that she talks and sings 'Let it Go'. My daughter picked it out for her birthday and we only paid $34.99. Do not pay any higher than that, because Toys R Us has preorders for the same amount too.

Cards Against Humanity: Second Expansion

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When I opened this up, the first card said 'a bigger blacker dick'. That's all you need to know. Best game ever

Cards Against Humanity

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This is not a review about playing Cards Against Humanity, it's a review of the fallout endured from playing Cards Against Humanity. Take it as a warning, if you will.



If you aren't a horrible person already, you will soon be. You will play Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, appalled, and worst of all, you will learn and adapt. You'll reach for your smartphone and search for terms you've drawn such as "The Übermensch", "Heteronormativity", and "The Three-Fifths Compromise". You will commit these and many other newly-learned words to memory.



And that's where it all comes crashing down.



At first, you might allow "front butt" to casually wander its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your subconscious fights to unleash the trauma, you'll find yourself uttering "nipple blades" and "mouth herpes" in the most unacceptable of times. You'll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them with suggestions for new cards like "Cutting the cheese at a funeral" and "Scissoring".



Soon, you will meet up with new people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they'll be hooked. You will receive random voicemails and texts, asking for another hit of that "8 oz. of sweet, Mexican black tar heroin", and you will comply, because you're just as hooked as they are. They'll bring new friends in to freshen up the game...you will feel a rush as the look of shame crosses their innocent eyes as they win a round by playing "Amputees" against your "White People Like _____".



"I was just throwing that card away!" they'll proclaim, but you know the sad truth.



You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You'll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on.



A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from "Soiling Yourself", because you just couldn't stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you'll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation...



"Wanna play?"

Disney Frozen Sparkle Princess Elsa Doll

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Very, VERY disappointed in the quality. The doll is a barbie knock-off, the outfit did not even meet together in the back, and the hair kept falling out. The hair is shown braided in the description but when it arrived the hair was not braided and was a mess. I don't know how this seller or Amazon could sell this Elsa Doll as a disney product, I have purchased many items from Amazon and this is my first disappointment. The quality certainly did not equal the price!!

Cards Against Humanity: First Expansion

The first official expansion for Cards Against Humanity, featuring 80 brand-new white cards, 20 brand-new black cards, and, for the first time, blank cards which will allow you to seamlessly add your own inside jokes to the game.

• 100 NEW cards (80 White cards and 20 Black cards)


• 12 bonus blank cards (8 blank White cards and 4 blank Black cards)


• Professionally printed on premium playing cards (100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity)


• Now with 40% more brand synergy


• Lovingly crafted by the tiny hands of heartwarming orphans

Cards Against Humanity: Fifth Expansion

Shut the front door! It's the fifth official expansion for Cards Against Humanity, featuring 75 brand-new white cards, 25 brand-new black cards, and blank cards for you to seamlessly add your own inside jokes to the game. Reviews of Cards Against Humanity: "Pretty amazing." - The Onion AV Club "Best. Game. EVER." - Wil Wheaton "An incredible game." - Mike "Gabe" Krahulik, Penny Arcade "Uncontrollable laughter." - Kill Screen Magazine "The game your party deserves." - Thrillist "A game." - The Daily Beast

• 100 completely NEW cards (75 white cards and 25 black cards)


• 12 bonus blank cards (8 blank white cards and 4 blank black cards)


• Professionally printed on premium playing cards (100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity)


• First, Second, Third, and Fourth Expansions not required to play, though heartily recommended.


• You won't believe it's not butter.

Cards Against Humanity: Second Expansion

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When I opened this up, the first card said 'a bigger blacker dick'. That's all you need to know. Best game ever

Disney Frozen Sparkle Princess Elsa Doll

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It's so hard to find Elsa and Frozen merchandise that isn't a knock-off or that isn't marked up 3 or 4 x the original price!



Moms and dads - here's what you need to do to avoid those knock-offs and make sure you pay the suggested retail price: go to Amazon, and type in "Elsa Amazon.com" and this will ensure that your results are from Amazon.com, and not a third-party seller. Amazon.com sells all the products at the manufacturer's suggested retail price (or lower), and they are genuine. It took me several tries (over different days) before Amazon.com finally had some of these dolls in stock. They were gone pretty quickly, and after they were sold out, all that was left were the dolls from the third-party sellers. Have patience - you never know when Amazon will get a shipment from the manufacturer.



Based on reviews, it seems there's a substantial risk that the third-party sellers are either offering cheap knock-offs or they are the mean people who snap up all the Frozen merchandise at the toy store (or on Amazon) and then turn around and re-sell them on Amazon for crazy prices. Let's all boycott these meanies!



When I finally got this doll (genuine, from Mattel) at the normal price, I felt like I won the lottery. Elsa's dress does not have sleeves or bodice (instead they are painted on her arms and body) but she is beautiful for the price (just under fifteen bucks). Her face is beautifully painted and her hair and clothes were immaculate. I was pleasantly surprised to find that Elsa's shoes actually fit, and stay on. Overall, I am so happy I was able to give this to my three-year-old daughter without having spent a fortune.

Cards Against Humanity: Fifth Expansion

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Review?! This is the Fifth frikkin expansion! Just great if you are messed up and demented like oh so many other people. Play this game with anyone and everyone (Kids are your call) you know is a little cracked.

VTech Sit-to-Stand Learning Walker (Frustration Free Packaging)

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This toy was instrumental in helping my son to walk. He pushed this toy all over the house day and night. The toys on it light up and make noises. There's an educational mode and a music mode. My son's favorite part is the phone. He pretends like he's talking to daddy. This toy is very sturdy. My son has pulled himself up on it numerous times and it's never tipped over. I also noticed that it doesn't seem to go too fast. Other walkers I've seen take off and leave the baby to fall on his face. This one is perfect. I recommend it to everyone. My son was walking on his own after 1 month of using this.